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Australia rocked by sexual anomaly!
Oh noes! The kolalas have gone all Lilith Fair! Aussies rocked by lesbianism!
“Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time (!), according to researchers. The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.”
“Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.”
– Voyeurs!
See an unabashed threesome below – is that a big smile that I see on the last one there?!?
What the heck is Aussie eucalyptus spiked with?
Maybe analyzing Australian eucalyptus to find what’s different in it, and what makes female koala bears go Ac-Dc Down Under would be intriguing, albeit I can’t think at this moment of anything really positive coming out from isolating the causal ingredient/s… Oh, but wait…!
If a zoo compound would be hosting a large population of female koalas, it could be quite interesting to see a large enough group doing a daisy chain formation. I bet you that this would gather a small crowd each time this would happen… Hmm, but I forgot the tots… “Daddy, why are they making a circle like that?” Yeah, on second thought, scrap that idea.
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P.S. Source: Scalzi.com -- The online home of writer John Scalzi
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