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Old 10-12-2007, 07:55 PM
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day Frances and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumbass.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Frances called him a shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care.

We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:03 PM
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Old 10-13-2007, 04:02 PM
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Rofl lmao now thats funny and sound like fun
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Old 10-13-2007, 04:31 PM
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Hes probably talking about you and I, Beth, after we retire. Roflmao.
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