The Patch
 

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals...

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices that there is a Nicoderm patch on it.

He looks at the priest and says, " I believe you are supposed to put that on your arm or shoulder, not your penis!"

The other one replies, "It's working just fine, I'm down to two butts a day!"



I know , I'm probably going to hell for that , but I couldn't help but laugh !