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Dad
talk about wild ...
<< I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
> orange, and blue.
> My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
> staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
> matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
> that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
> would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in
> his response.
>
>
> "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
> I was just wondering if you were my son."
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