Bottle of wine

[bartongrl1]

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a Bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail,
Until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?"asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade...

[DamianDunlap]

[kakata]

A woman comes back home and find her husband with another woman.
She goes crazy..cuts his penis with a knife.than trow the "object" out the window.
At that same time a car was passing by.under that same window.
On board 2 friends both of em completely drunk.
The penis in question splash on theyr windshield.
The driver says to his friend: Hey Tony did you see what a dick that mosquito had?

[bartongrl1]

Now that was funny. Keep em coming. We all love good jokes.

[kakata]

Hi Barton.......Ive the feeling you r the only one who like em, same as I do.
I apologise for my poor english.......Im an old Italian....(nobody is perfect)........lol

[kakata]

A man goes to his doctor and tell him: Doc 3 days ago i came back home and find my wife in bed with another man,my first thouth was to kill both of em,than I thoght about my children and left,went to the bar to drink a coffee.
The very next day, same story, I find her in bed with a different man.This time I said to my self,this is the end ,I was goin to kill em,but ,you know, I thought about my children........left again went to the bar an drink another coffee,yesterday same story allover again......The doctor at this point stop the conversatin a tell the man: my dear friend you need a lawyer not a doctor for this kind of problem.
The man replyes, no Doc, Im worried about all this coffee Im drinking,will it arm me?

[kakata]

A man goes to the doctor for an ingrown nail on his hand.
When is time comes, he try to show is finger to the doctor, but the doctor without even lookin at his ,says: get undressed.
The man, surprised,try to explain it was just an ingrown nail,
the doctor shoutin:dont waste my time get undressed.
At this point the man goes behind a wood wall it was there and begin getting undressed.
While doin this he finds another man,already naked,behind the same wall.
The man says to the other: Dont you think its kind of unusual for an ingrown nail,like my case, to be told to get undressed.
Tell me,reply the other man, Im the postman............

[bartongrl1]

Dont worry about you english, you are doing just fine. I am sure everyone enjoys them, its just hard to get people to post stuff. Your jokes are great and that last one was really funny. Thanks for posting them.

[skinski]

Gotta admit that those are some right funny ones .

[bartongrl1]

Thanks. And yes, kakatas are great too arent they.