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Old 09-19-2010, 10:44 AM
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Go Fly A Kite

I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite.

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife, Karen is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,

'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:10 PM
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Re: Go Fly A Kite

Rofl love that one!

Didn't see it coming either!

I have heard several very good jokes today. Usually it's the same ole thing I have seen a million times. This was a good one. Thanks for the laugh and I am passing it on lol.
Ive always been crazy, but its kept me from going insane. - Waylon Jennings
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