LOL - reminds me of a story a few months back. I have played online for years and my brother had just started.
We went to a friends house and was playing poker one night and I invited my brother to show off all this new poker skills I had been hearing about.
It was a friendly game, low stakes, 4-5 in every hand guys night out stuff. We came to a hand where the flop produced a straight draw, flush draw, and all kinds of possibilities.
The river brought the flush and my brother, only played online till now, did a little fist pump and said "YEA!" - we all folded.
He has played some more with us and gotten better though but after a good LONG hardy laugh, his only excuse was that is what he does when playing online and it just came out.